me: i wish i was skinny
me: sits down and eats an entire bag of doritos
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
-circa: I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
what i if told you you the read first line wrong same with the second
Calls grocery store.....
Me: Do you have cotton balls?
Me: Does it tickle when you walk?
Worker: *Hangs up*
microwavablemeals: do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
lambhoof: A good way to keep me from eating food is to have people I don’t know stand by it
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks